Easter

Dirty

Yesterday was a play outside all day kind of day, so of course that meant bath night.
I was getting kids into the tub when I notice that Brennon has a diaper full of dirt so I send him to daddy to get a pre-bath clean up.

"Brennon you have dirt in your diaper, what did you do? dump it all in there?

"yeah, I did, I put dirt on my penis"

"well brennon what do you think would happen if there was a bug in the dirt?"

A serious look on Brennons face as he is thinking about that followed by a GRRRRR which is Brennon's response to things when he doesn't know what else to say or do.

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Tuesday April 3, 2007

8:20 am - Spits mouth full of soggy cheerios and milk at younger sister

8:45 am - insists on rolling in front yard of dirt, feet flying in the air screaming "somethings in my shoe, somethings in my shoe!"

8: 48 am - screaming and upset because his hands are dirty.

9:10 am - refuses to leave Emma's preschool room, stands at door screaming and hollering

9:15 am - sits outside of school on sidewalk refusing to move, still screaming

9:20 am - 9:35 am - sitting in car seat screaming

9:40 am - slams the glass door shut to the Dr. office (whew, it didn't break)

10:20 am - refuses to leave the Dr. office because of the fun slide

10:23 am - kicking and screaming as mom once again drags him away

10:40 am - runs away from mom in store, gets put into cart, starts screaming at the top of his lungs. everyone stares at the horrible mom and naughty little boy.

10: 55 am - standing by car in parking lot screaming, "I want a snack I want a snack"

11: 30 am - running down the preschool hallway trying to rip pictures off the wall and step on the painted artwork lining the floor.

11:33 am - escapes into a nearby room and stands by a table as if daring me to come after him (I don't)

11: 35 am - runs through the grass towards a busy street, refusing to come and get in the car

11:36 am - screaming as mom drags him to the car

11: 50 am - 12:00 pm - throws fits through lunch, which finds him to bed early

12:00 pm - 3:45 pm - fools mom, by pretending to sleep, in actuality has pulled all his clothes out of his dresser, diapers and wipes (torn up) all over the floor, and finger painted with Diaper cream on his wall.

4:14 pm - reinforcements arrive home and get to deal with the little boy for sale.

6:10 pm - reinforcement stayed home from school to help wife with cold, and deal with little boy for sale. Mom was at dinner table physically, not mentally.

7:00 pm - dumps a 2qt jug of water all over the bathroom floor.

7:15 pm - in bed for the night.