Dirty

Yesterday was a play outside all day kind of day, so of course that meant bath night.
I was getting kids into the tub when I notice that Brennon has a diaper full of dirt so I send him to daddy to get a pre-bath clean up.

"Brennon you have dirt in your diaper, what did you do? dump it all in there?

"yeah, I did, I put dirt on my penis"

"well brennon what do you think would happen if there was a bug in the dirt?"

A serious look on Brennons face as he is thinking about that followed by a GRRRRR which is Brennon's response to things when he doesn't know what else to say or do.