Small Talk

conversations that are my life. Simple, obnoxious, funny, some days redundant. But none the less its all small talk.

Talk with Addy generally sounds like;
"Mom, I burped"
"you burped?"
"yeah, that's funny"

"Mom, I like this song"
"you like this song?"
"yeah"

"Mom, Olive bite me"
"Addy, Olives not in the car with us"
"MOM!!!! OLIVE BITE ME!!!"
"Olive bite you?"
"yeah"


Today one with Brennon sounded like this:

"mom, this is for the toilet, the bathtub, and the sink" (this, refers to a bottle of bubble bath)
"Brennon, did you dump that in the toilet and the sink?"
"no, um I didn't" (mom gives a look) "um, just a little tiny bit"
"Brennon if you dump out all the bubble bath you won't have any for bath time"
"But mom, there's more at target, there's 2 more bottles, I saw them"
"But Brennon that was just a special treat to get it, you won't get anymore for a very long time"
"but MOM, I said I only put a little small bit in the toilet and the sink, that's what I told you!"


And with Drama Mama please make sure to read this section out loud using your best pre-teen, hip swaying, center of stage type voice.

"Mom- Mom"
"Mom- Mom"
"Mom- Mom"
"Mom- Mom"
"Mom-Mom"
"Mom-Mom"
Now, mind you I am not ignoring this little girl of mine, but whenever she talks to me lately my name is 'mom, mom'. which for some reason just drives me batty, like silverware clinking, or nails on the chalk board type crazy. So we had come to an agreement that when she said my name twice in a row I would not answer her, in hopes to break this habit of hers.
"Mom- Mom"
"Mom- Mom"
"Emma, remember what we said about you saying 'mom, mom' and that you only need to say it once and I will answer you.
"oops, I forgot"
"that's okay"
"um, Mom- Mom"
"Mom- Mom"
"Danyelle" ( now she is smirking at me)
"Yes, Emma-Jean"
"Can I get a drink"
"Yes"
"um Mom- Mom, can you get me a glass"